
1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.
"Quick work", said Oblonsky with a smile. "What was it all about?"
2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can.
...? That's not a question!
3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
The news this morning
4. Without looking, guess what time it is:
4pm
5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
4.52
6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
Chris
7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
Walking
8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
Josh's journal, where I stole this from
9. What are you wearing?
A tshirt that isn't mine
10. Did you dream last night?
No
11. When did you last laugh?
Earlier when Chris tried to find a dirty answer to question one
12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
Paint and wallpaper
13. Seen anything weird lately?
The Banana
14. What do you think of this quiz?
I've done it before
15. What is the last film you saw?
Not Gladiator
16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
A cat farm
17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:
I'm a cat
18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
More cats
19. Do you like to dance?
Yes
20. George Bush:
IT BORES ME TO HEAR ABOUT HIM
21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?:
Arsehole
22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?:
Frilly-Knickers
23. Would you ever consider living abroad?:
Yes
24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?:
25. 4 people who must also do this meme in THEIR journal
Fuck off
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